k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The adults are the big ones right?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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