Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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