What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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