If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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