Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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