Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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