i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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