Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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