why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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