we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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