Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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