It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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