Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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