Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
