So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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