I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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