We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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