I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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