I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dating After Heartbreak
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Do I have a choice?
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??