normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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