Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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