Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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