Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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