why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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