WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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