my vag is so smooth its legendary
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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