The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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