I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I can't turn off my feet"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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