yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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