it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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