drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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