I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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