what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
third nipple confirmed
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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