like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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