I want to stick my p in your. b.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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