ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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