I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
