How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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