we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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