I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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