So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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