Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think your dad took our porno
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
