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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he wasnt completely random

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  you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont

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  i get things done.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️

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