then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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