TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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