Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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