what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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