Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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