She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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