I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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