my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
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so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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