return my video game
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize