Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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