It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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