Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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