dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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