Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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