So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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