you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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