Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
