So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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